Funny09 Feb 2011 01:27 pm

I enjoy watching Human Target a lot and was wondering how big Chance’s “family” is.

12:04:50 – flash:[…ents/subtitles/human-target] egrep -i “aunt|uncle|cousin|nephew|niece” *
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{23963}{24029}I think the two of us are gonna|have to pull an Aunt Linda.
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{24030}{24063}An Aunt Linda?
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{24065}{24112}Yeah, an Aunt Linda.
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{24149}{24209}Calling in the cavalry’s|an Uncle Dan,
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{57654}{57687}An Aunt Linda!
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{57716}{57761}Calling in the cavalry’s|an Uncle Dan.
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{57763}{57809}No, no, no, calling in|the cavalry is an Aunt Linda.
Human.Target.S01E06.HDTV.XviD-P0W4.sub:{57810}{57848}I don’t even know|who Uncle Dan is.
Human.Target.S01E08.HDTV.XviD-LOL.sub:{2676}{2738}You’ll be haunted forever.
Human.Target.S01E11.HDTV.XviD-NoTV.sub:{17658}{17692}I’ll be fine.|It’s my Uncle’s garage. Suzy. Suzy? aunt Suzy. Uncle Andy, Andy? Andy? to an Uncle Billy.’ Uncle Billy. hate an Uncle Billy. an Uncle Billy? my cousin Pat.
Human.Target.S02E07 – A Problem Like a cousin Carter.
Human.Target.S02E07 – A Problem Like cousin Carter would.
Human.Target.S02E07 – A Problem Like Carter by now!

So it looks like Aunt Linda, Aunt Suzy, Uncle Andy, Uncle Billy, Uncle Dan and Cousin Carter.  I was expecting a bit more – hopefully there will be a season 3.

Funny25 Jun 2010 12:06 pm

I was mailing a DVD to Netflix and saw the following:

Netflix Envelope

Netflix stopped shipping HD DVDs on December 15th of 2008.

I know because I have an HD DVD player.

Funny15 Feb 2010 09:58 pm

Seattle Parking Receipt

after c and the 2nd time you spell it on a piece of paper in Seattle.

Funny12 Feb 2010 10:56 am


Are those California spelling requirements too?